Are the following quotes going to help sales of my ebook -- A Tree Grows in Perryvale?

[wj keach]

Here's what people with too much time on their hands are saying about

A Tree Grows in Perryvale

 

"It's destined to become a classic like Canary Row, Edipus Wrecks and The Land of a Thousand Dances." 

S. Billco

 

"I like a book with a lot of paragraphs and this book has so many paragraphs I lost count!"

Mrs. Robinson

 

"Can you show me to the bar, just show me to the bar, man."

B. Didley

 

[Darryl Erentzen]

The last one might help! :)

[Christine Rice]

It's not a good idea to criticize your readers!

[Darryl Erentzen]

That wasn't criticism, it was homage!

[wj keach]

Thanks for responding.  The book is a satire, so I wanted possible readers to get that from the blurbs. Maybe it doesn't come across that way.