Here's what people with too much time on their hands are saying about
A Tree Grows in Perryvale
"It's destined to become a classic like Canary Row, Edipus Wrecks and The Land of a Thousand Dances."
"I like a book with a lot of paragraphs and this book has so many paragraphs I lost count!"
"Can you show me to the bar, just show me to the bar, man."
The last one might help! :)
It's not a good idea to criticize your readers!
That wasn't criticism, it was homage!
Thanks for responding. The book is a satire, so I wanted possible readers to get that from the blurbs. Maybe it doesn't come across that way.