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OFFICIAL BOOK PETITION: Dear Mo‘Nique, please make Isiah’s book Isiah Classic Food!" Sign-in if you think Mo’Nique should pick Isiah's book!
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A LETTER FROM Isiah
Dear Mo‘Nique,
Hi, how are you? How's your family doing today?
Nice to hear.
Get ready, cause after you read this barn burner, you're gonna want
me on for sweeps week. You're gonna want to open a school in my
name, and have a special edition white ladies' legends ball, just for me. Solange Knowles can cater. Maybe.
I know you have questions about what's wrong with me. Call Dr.
Oz, he can be on with me during my hour, too. You don't have to call
Vivica. She's already on my team.
Let's establish some ground rules for my much - anticipated appearance on your show. First of all, I'd like to sit on your lap, at a moment of your choosing. Please wear peach. I love you in your summer’s color.
Here's my promise to you. This will be the most talked-about episode of your career.
I know that you like to do episodes that help women put themselves
"first on their list," that inspire "lightbulb" moments, and that
lead to revelations that are big. "BIG, PE- E- E- E- PUHL!" Our hour
together on camera, in front of your global audience, will surely motivate, challenge, and most important, help the children. After all, it is about the children. They are our future.
Here is what you will admire about me. I'm living the life you secretly
wish you could. I've got the dysfunctional family story just like a lot of people. I've bitten, scratched, and clawed to get where I am, just like you. But I don't have to be nice about it. I'm naming names and telling tales out of school. I will be your guilty pleasure. I will be your new showbiz confidante. I will be your new star.
So strap yourself in, Mo‘Nique. You may be the only person who will still
be talking to me by the end of this journey.
Come to think of it, I'm not sure you can handle this book. I'm
going to Wendy.
XXOO
Isiah
www.isiahhurts.webs.com
Sincerely,
OFFICIAL BOOK PETITION: Dear Mo‘Nique, please make Isiah’s book Isiah Classic Food!" Sign-in if you think Mo’Nique should pick Isiah's book!
===============================================
A LETTER FROM Isiah
Dear Mo‘Nique,
Hi, how are you? How's your family doing today?
Nice to hear.
Get ready, cause after you read this barn burner, you're gonna want
me on for sweeps week. You're gonna want to open a school in my
name, and have a special edition white ladies' legends ball, just for me. Solange Knowles can cater. Maybe.
I know you have questions about what's wrong with me. Call Dr.
Oz, he can be on with me during my hour, too. You don't have to call
Vivica. She's already on my team.
Let's establish some ground rules for my much - anticipated appearance on your show. First of all, I'd like to sit on your lap, at a moment of your choosing. Please wear peach. I love you in your summer’s color.
Here's my promise to you. This will be the most talked-about episode of your career.
I know that you like to do episodes that help women put themselves
"first on their list," that inspire "lightbulb" moments, and that
lead to revelations that are big. "BIG, PE- E- E- E- PUHL!" Our hour
together on camera, in front of your global audience, will surely motivate, challenge, and most important, help the children. After all, it is about the children. They are our future.
Here is what you will admire about me. I'm living the life you secretly
wish you could. I've got the dysfunctional family story just like a lot of people. I've bitten, scratched, and clawed to get where I am, just like you. But I don't have to be nice about it. I'm naming names and telling tales out of school. I will be your guilty pleasure. I will be your new showbiz confidante. I will be your new star.
So strap yourself in, Mo‘Nique. You may be the only person who will still
be talking to me by the end of this journey.
Come to think of it, I'm not sure you can handle this book. I'm
going to Wendy.
XXOO
Isiah
www.isiahhurts.webs.com
Sincerely,
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