My new fantasy humor book The Guardian Spirit is now available FREE here on Smashwords.
The book is about an Angel’s apprentice and is part of a trilogy. The second part will be out in the Summer and the concluding part in the Autumn.
It’s not easy being an Angel’s apprentice, as Owen is soon to find out. He has recently entered the Malak, an angel academy set up by angels cast out of heaven for displeasing God (casting out was God’s last resort, he had previously tried sending them to sit at the foot of the heavenly stairs). The academy Angels have high expectations – particularly around mop control (you must never mop with the stick end of the mop – it is absolutely forbidden). And this is nothing compared to what Owen now faces on his mission for the “Greatest Angel of the Land” (title patented by said Angel). For one thing the mission is not very nice. It involves a decapitated head. And for another he is accompanied by a dragon with a tendency to talk too much. And finally it involves uncovering a dark secret, a secret that threatens the very fabric of existence (yes once again the fabric of existence is threatened – it’s clearly not a very tough fabric – but what can do? If you argue back with God he makes you sit at the foot of the stairs.)
If you like books about angels (particularly angels with obsessive compulsive disorder), books about dragons (particularly dragons with an unacceptable crush on a member of royalty) and books about a monkey king (particularly one who wields a pick and NOT a wrench) then happily this is the book for you.












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