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Lo, the unbelievers shall descend upon this post with claims of fraud and malfeasance. They will insist it never happened. But it did! If you’ve read my previous posts, you know that weird stuff happens to me all the time so you won’t be all that surprised. However, since I will be discussing sex and parades (two very randy topics) I will make every effort to keep it clean and g-rated. So let’s g…