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About Me:
Author of the critically acclaimed 'Remember to put the bins out' note. Other less notable works include 'How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy'.

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A Lush Snaky Trick by Charles Fudgemuffin

Aliens from the planet Fem have decided that as compassionate citizens of the galaxy they have a duty to alleviate suffering and affliction from the rest of the galaxy.

In the majority of cases this will involve sharing their unprecedented prosperity and quality of life with those planets less fortunate than themselves. Of course, in a minority of extreme cases this will also involve eliminating life from those planets in the galaxy where the level of suffering is simply too great to alleviate.

Unfortunately for Earth, the Femlings have deemed us one such planet...

Teaser Excerpts

“Look, man. Calm down, you daft fool. I promise you, man … we’ve got no intentions of doing an anal probe on you. Why would we fly halfway across the galaxy to visit a different civilisation, and then when we get here, like, we go, ‘Hmm, how shall we interact with this new civilisation? I know! We’ll stick things up their bum!’ You’re proper mental, you, man.”

“It just seems a bit inconsiderate on their feelings. I mean, like, normally when you snog a lass she assumes it’s because you find her physically attractive, but if she realised you were only snogging her as part of a plan to kill her entire species she’d probably feel a bit huffed.”

“Ar, well, I mean I’m obviously tempted, like. I mean, I’m tempted to save the world … not the spanking stuff, obviously … just saving the world. I mean I would obviously get involved in a bit of spanking if it meant saving the world, like. But just to save the world ... not for anything else.”

This ebook contains both parts 1 and 2 of A Lush Snaky Trick.
Part 1 – Earth: 64,018 words / approx. equivalent to 208 pages in traditional paperback format
Part 2 – Fem: 55,887 words / approx. equivalent to 188 pages in traditional paperback format

Cover Illustration by Paul Johnson
Age Classification: 15+

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At 12:01pm on July 6, 2014,
Cold Coffee Press

Please come promote your book(s) at the Café:

At 2:26pm on September 3, 2012,
deborah palumbo

Hi Charles, You have a great site here! I'm author DEBORAH PALUMBO. Thank you for allowing authors to have their covers pinned!

This is MY WEBSITE I have 7 NOVELS, about to be 8 on amazon. I write historical and PARANORMAL romance

I'm on GOODREADS  I'd love to meet you there too and be friends, follow each other if you're interested. 

At 9:39am on March 10, 2012, Cami Hensley said…

Hi Charles. Thanks for that. I have been working on it a lot over the last several days. 

There is a little box on the left side with a bunch of little pictures. Its a google box where you can follow and then the one under it is a facebook box that you can follow. 


At 1:49pm on March 8, 2012, Cami Hensley said…


I am new here and just wanted to see if you could help me out and follow my book review blog: 

If you follow me, I will return the favor.

I have a giveaway going on right now. Feel Free to enter! 

Thanks, Cami

At 5:58pm on March 1, 2012, Amber Lane said…

Hi and welcome to Book Blogs! I hope you have enjoyed it here so far. Most people here are pretty friendly, and if you ever have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. If you could stop by my blog and follow it when you get a chance, I would greatly appreciate it. Just leave a comment on one of my blog posts, and I'll follow you back. Thanks!

Have a great weekend!


At 3:07pm on March 1, 2012, Crystal Kelly said…

Hi and welcome to book blogs. I know that you will find the inspiration, advice and fellowship here more than you bargained for in a good way. I have received so much great advice and made so many great friends here. I am currently working on my first novel and actually very near completion (excited sigh). When you get a chance please stop by my blog to keep udated at

Also please let me know if there is anything at all that I can help you with.

At 11:02am on February 29, 2012,
Ron Wyn

You're very welcome, Charles. Thanks for taking the time to visit irregular therapy.

Have a great day and please keep in touch!

At 8:32pm on February 27, 2012,
Deidre D Havrelock

Hi! Welcome to Book Blogs—if you are in the oftentimes horrific proposal / query letter process and are hunting for that elusive agent OR… if you have decided to go the ebook way…then join me at The Agent Challenge. After all, the proposal process isn’t just for agents. A proposal is your marketing strategy! Also, I’m giving away the 2012 big book of agents or a book from one of our mentors. Drawing from followers at the end of February!

At 8:30pm on February 27, 2012, The Coffee Bar said…

Hi Charles,

Welcome to Book Blogs! I'm Kate, a young adult author published by Crescent Moon Press and Entangled. When you have the time, please come and visit me at Reads, Reviews, Recommends by clicking on my blog button below to learn more about my writing:


I would love to hear from you. 



At 6:32pm on February 27, 2012,
Catalina Egan

Welcome to Book Blogs, I have forged many friendships here with avid readers and prolific writers. We help each other out and have a great time while we do so. Let me know if there is anything I can help you with.
Archway to Acknowledgement is a group that can increase your following on twitter if you are interested in that.
I have joined many groups that fit the topics I write about and that can help me market my debut novel and prepare me for the one I will release next spring. If you get a chance please check out a Paranormal, Historical Romance. I hope you enjoy Book Blogs as much as I have,


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