Good morning, everyone! Today I will be interviewing author Amy Metz. I met Amy on Book Blogs, where she was interested in interviewing authors on her blog. I volunteered to be interviewed, but I also wanted to interview her. It is my pleasure to welcome Amy Metz, author of Murder & Mayhem in Goose Pimple Junction.…
Added by Christine Rice on September 15, 2012 at 7:44am —
THE BLOOD REICH - Bloodrayne 3…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on May 1, 2012 at 5:13pm —
5.0 out of 5 stars Truly Delightful, January 18, 2012
By N. Medina "LizzieBeth" (WTBY, CT, USA)
This review is from: Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 19, 2012 at 1:28pm —
After seeing a review we had done for a science-based thriller a few months ago, Amy Rogers approached us about looking at her novel Petroplague. It sounded like a very interesting concept, so I read it. Not only was it interesting but it was also a very believable thriller, a la Michael Crichton, thanks in part to Amy’s background in microbiology and biochemistry. And she’s sponsoring an international giveaway for us to host!
For some reason, Los Angeles is… Continue
Added by Mk - PopcornReads.com on November 1, 2011 at 2:02pm —
Smart Girls Carry Spare Panties with them
My Panties! And I am thinking of putting them on ebay from the number of guys asking to see them!
And yes I do now own black panties with pink bats on them to go with my pnk bat family brand and no I am not telling you where it is but the panties help cover it !!! hehehehehe
My Black sexy vampire panties ……….no we don’t all where thongs ! you just try leaping cross roof tops wearing a thong….I dare you… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on October 12, 2011 at 2:34pm —
Want to see a very funny guide on what to do with a guy .................... try this is is is is is very funny !!!!
A Girls Guide to Guys (Meeting them managing them and all that love stuff) with lots of manga art by the same artist that did… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on October 10, 2011 at 9:00am —
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on August 13, 2011 at 10:36am —
Having my Ovaries massaged and lifting my skirt to show strangers what I have to show
Being a vampire is not always as fun as it sounds as we have to mix with humans and you are so odd !!!!
As a vampire I have problems with sunlight and over the next few weeks I will tell you of my trip to Asia to see my human relatives the ones which brought me up as an orphan until I was discovered and taken back into vampire society, hundreds of relatives I never heard of which… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on July 30, 2011 at 4:05pm —
Hi Blood Suckers and Humans today we have a nice look at being human…er……………like why?
Ho you mean the TV show well that is ok, but I never did understand all this fuss over trying to fit in to human society ……………….. I tried it once and all it gives you is a pain in the butt, along with the certain knowledge that most humans would have been a lot happier if they had stayed up in the trees with the other apes.
So today we have Denise Verrico on Being human number three in… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on July 14, 2011 at 6:17pm —
OK I know it is a bit personal but you have to admit it, we all have one because we are Female, Guys have something different that says look I am a boy but we girls all have something hidden under our panties that says we are Female and can breed.
Well so it’s kinda personal and we all know they may all look slightly different in shape and size not that anyone would know unless we remove our panties and normally by that stage in a relationship with a guy he has long gone past caring… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on July 8, 2011 at 2:16pm —
Sexy Hot Wet Naked Vampire Has a Way to Excite You Today
Yes that’s me! A hot wet sexy naked vampire and boy do I have something for you !................
Er ………. Yes I was so hot trying to save money by not switching the aircon on that I have just had a shower and my hair is still damp, I was told I was sexy last week by this guy and………well that is all I am saying.
Naked? Yes I am naked …..well under my PJs I am, look my cat is male and gives me funny looks if… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on July 2, 2011 at 10:07am —
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Having your first period is Gods way of telling you to go out and buy maternity clothing
Now how many times have I got to tell you:-
Trust me I’m a Vampire!
When I see the odd crazy stuff you get up to I do try and help, and it is very hard work at time as you are not normal animals …………. Like the way females are permanently on heat ……………. You even give female vampires a bad name linking us to you and your sexual needs.
I see the Pope… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on June 1, 2011 at 7:00pm —
It is Gods will and Good for a Girl to Wear a Burqa and if you have a body that needs to wear Drop Crotch Trousers then please do us all a favor and hide it in the Burqa black sack! Now !!!!
Have you seen this new fashion ………DROP CRUTCH TROUSERS FOR GIRLS ….. And they are UGLY !!!!!!…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on May 24, 2011 at 4:54pm —
I have just sorted out all the problems with Libya …………… now aren’t I a clever girl
……… it was so simple I just informed Israel that the Libya people are really the lost tribe of Israel …… and I have asked them to send a peace keeping force to Libya.
And I can guarantee that as soon as they arrive Libyans will no longer be fighting each other.
Now wasn’t that easy
…………. I also said they could pick out a… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on May 23, 2011 at 5:16pm —
1.) Why did you Decide to write this book?
It all started when my publisher Nicholas Reardon of Reardon Publishing was looking for authors to write some paranormal novels, he wanted something funny and wanted a new undiscovered author, he even put little adverts on sites such as goodreads.
What was needed was a book with a new take the Vampire story and that is where I came in, the way I wrote the book is that I am living in this wonderful crazy world, so you get to know… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on May 8, 2011 at 12:27pm —
Sleeping with a girl for the first time. Continue
I promised to let you have all the details of my trip to Asia and well ……………..one of the most embarrassing things happened at night.
HMG well I never thought I would find myself sleeping with another girl I mean like together not just in the same room but in the same bed and then discover she had roving hands !!! and it was no where as exciting as when guys talk about what happens………
God this is so embarrassing to say ….well…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on April 21, 2011 at 8:59pm —
OK lets get this clear it is only the turned female vampires (ex-humans and now undead) Hollywood style that have perfect boobs and like to go around wearing a thin see-through nightdress with no panties.
Normal full bloods like me……. well we like to wear clothing and with how cold the caves are thick clothing!
Which could only be deemed see-through if you have x-ray… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on April 13, 2011 at 11:47am —
Worshiping the True God
BORED...........Ho who can I upset today? ............well did you know I can not blaspheme as it is very unlikely that I would consider your god as real or anything linked as holy so as a non beliver I can not blaspheme ...................
Nor can I go to hell as I am not covered by any of your gods jurisdiction ...............
If i do not belive in a god then it can not belive in me let alone punish… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on April 7, 2011 at 7:29pm —
Things that came as a shock when growing up.
Er..well ………like most of what your body does is normal ……….. No I still do not believe it!
Life is all about learning and some of the important things you do not learn until it is too late:
Like could someone have told me you can not get pregnant by just kissing ……… like told me before I left high school !………………
So let me list normal stuff people forget to tell… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on March 23, 2011 at 8:50pm —