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Smart Girls Carry Spare Panties with them





My Panties! And I am thinking of putting them on ebay from the number of guys asking to see them!



And yes I do now own black panties with pink bats on them to go with my pnk bat family brand and no I am not telling you where it is but the panties help cover it !!! hehehehehe



My Black sexy vampire panties ……….no we don’t all where thongs ! you just try leaping cross roof tops wearing a thong….I dare you… Continue

Want to see a very funny guide on what to do with a guy .................... try this is is is is is very funny !!!!



A Girls Guide to Guys (Meeting them managing them and all that love stuff) with lots of manga art by the same artist that did… Continue

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Hi Blood Suckers and Humans today we have a nice look at being human…er……………like why?



Ho you mean the TV show well that is ok, but I never did understand all this fuss over trying to fit in to human society ……………….. I tried it once and all it gives you is a pain in the butt, along with the certain knowledge that most humans would have been a lot happier if they had stayed up in the trees with the other apes.



So today we have Denise Verrico on Being human number three in… Continue

OK I know it is a bit personal but you have to admit it, we all have one because we are Female, Guys have something different that says look I am a boy but we girls all have something hidden under our panties that says we are Female and can breed.



Well so it’s kinda personal and we all know they may all look slightly different in shape and size not that anyone would know unless we remove our panties and normally by that stage in a relationship with a guy he has long gone past caring… Continue

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To Bite or Be…

It is Gods will and Good for a Girl to Wear a Burqa and if you have a body that needs to wear Drop Crotch Trousers then please do us all a favor and hide it in the Burqa black sack! Now !!!!



Have you seen this new fashion ………DROP CRUTCH TROUSERS FOR GIRLS ….. And they are UGLY !!!!!!…



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I have just sorted out all the problems with Libya …………… now aren’t I a clever girl



……… it was so simple I just informed Israel that the Libya people are really the lost tribe of Israel …… and I have asked them to send a peace keeping force to Libya.



And I can guarantee that as soon as they arrive Libyans will no longer be fighting each other.



Now wasn’t that easy



…………. I also said they could pick out a… Continue

1.) Why did you Decide to write this book?



It all started when my publisher Nicholas Reardon of Reardon Publishing was looking for authors to write some paranormal novels, he wanted something funny and wanted a new undiscovered author, he even put little adverts on sites such as goodreads.



What was needed was a book with a new take the Vampire story and that is where I came in, the way I wrote the book is that I am living in this wonderful crazy world, so you get to know… Continue

Sleeping with a girl for the first time.



I promised to let you have all the details of my trip to Asia and well ……………..one of the most embarrassing things happened at night.



HMG well I never thought I would find myself sleeping with another girl I mean like together not just in the same room but in the same bed and then discover she had roving hands !!! and it was no where as exciting as when guys talk about what happens………



God this is so embarrassing to say ….well…

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Worshiping the True God



BORED...........Ho who can I upset today? ............well did you know I can not blaspheme as it is very unlikely that I would consider your god as real or anything linked as holy so as a non beliver I can not blaspheme ...................



Nor can I go to hell as I am not covered by any of your gods jurisdiction ...............



If i do not belive in a god then it can not belive in me let alone punish… Continue

Things that came as a shock when growing up.





Er..well ………like most of what your body does is normal ……….. No I still do not believe it!





Life is all about learning and some of the important things you do not learn until it is too late:





Like could someone have told me you can not get pregnant by just kissing ……… like told me before I left high school !………………





So let me list normal stuff people forget to tell… Continue

Your Panties griped tightly in your hand and your skirt clenched between your teeth and they say this is a holiday!



There comes a time when you can no longer cross your legs and when a girls got to go a girls got to go ………….



But when in SE Asia just try and keep your legs crossed a bit longer as the toilets are so not good news for a nice vampire girl brought up in the west ………..



I got myself a nice light flowing cotton dress to try and keep cool in and also… Continue

Do you know how hard it is to buy panties with bats on them!



Yes I did try eBay and well I can have a pair of batgirl panties but that is not what I want.



Cheap White Cotton with a single Bat logo on the front in black …….should be easy to get er? ….well no way ……………. I have searched ………….



Ok before you ask why tell me tell you ………I had this idea ………shut up ……..I do have them at times………………… My book has just come out and as it is a vampire book I thought of… Continue

My Web Site.....Fangs Rule

 

 

Why the title of bodice ripping sex when all I have to offer is a new black poker dot dress and if you try to rip that off me in a fit of sexual passion then you may well feel in heaven as I will kill…

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D for date in my Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to being a vampire



Going out on a date.



Yes we all go thought the same difficulties of what to wear, the wardrobe will not shut but I still do not have anything suitable, so after hours of searching in the end I decide to wear black as it will match my comfy shoes, ok so I have more shoes than a dictators wife but only one comfy pair and they are black, why comfy shoes? Well I have no idea where we are going so what the heck… Continue

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 My Aunt says it is normal for a girl my age and nothing to worry about and then she took a look through my movie collection and removed some of the er… more spicy ones.



I am talking about D for dreams in my A to Z of being a female vampire and I still do not think it is normal waking up in need of a cold shower!



The Dream: I was sitting on a roof getting ready for dinner, but instead of my usual…

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