Amy Mah (Vampire)'s Blog – January 2011 Archive (21)
gender racism and slavery
I have been asked about my thoughts of things like:
Gender Equity,
Racism
& Slavery in the Modern world
Yes like where are the easy questions like what is my favourite flavour ice-cream?
Gender Equity,
So starting off do I believe in gender equality….er………. NO that is silly I am a traditional brought up girl and I know that girls should know their place in the world ………..well it is so obvious we superior ……..why would we…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 30, 2011 at 6:46am — No Comments
Just how stupid a vampire do they think I am!
Just how stupid a vampire do they think I am!
Remember the con about the 72 000 000 dollars someone wanted to give me, well now I have a 7 000 000 dollar win…………… heck ……..why bother with such small change when you have just been given 72 million ………..7 million is not worth getting out of bed for!
So Just look at this con of spam I had in today on my email and remember the old…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 29, 2011 at 3:53pm — No Comments
http://amymahvampire.blogspot.com/2011/01/look-i-am-vampire-and-i-have-fangs-so.html?spref=fb
Look I am a vampire and I have fangs so why risk send me begging con letters!
As a full blood vampire why am I always getting letters about giving me millions of dollars? Look just buy some books will you!!
And what is 7.2, 000,000.00 what does the point mean between the 7 and the 2 mean? You can have 7.2 million or you can have 72 000 000.00 is the point two 20% of one million? So 200,000.00 given the amount as 7 million and two hundred thousand I would write as… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 27, 2011 at 12:23pm — No Comments
A girls boobs and the pencil test
We used to do this when changing at school and I was telling a friend about the famous pencil test and she never heard of it ……………but ever girl must have done this test at school!!!!!
One of the few times a girl can be proud of a smaller bust………….. and hell it was fun to point out to the girls that failed that they must have been grouped by lots of boys to be so saggy to fail………………….
……….. Girls can be so mean at school ………….
Hell if you think… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 26, 2011 at 8:31pm — No Comments
Naked vampires having sex and doing rude things together is (not) what my blog is about.
Naked vampires having sex and doing rude things together is (not) what my blog is about.
Well just got in my book trailer film clip for my book and it looks great it is now on youtube and I am trying to get it seen around the world…….I have found out that just putting fangs rule in youtube finds me!
Famous !!!!!!!!! yeeeeeeeeeee
Wooooooooooooooooooooow this is so exciting there is even a nude shot of me in the film clip …….hehehe………. but you will have to look…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 26, 2011 at 3:00pm — No Comments
The difference between males and females is no longer there!
The difference between males and females is no longer there!
OK just look what I have found linked to one of my blogs about males being the gender
that can pee standing up without getting their shoes wet.
YOU humans are a strange and odd lot of animals, have you ever heard of a vampire discussing ways they can pee?…
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Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 25, 2011 at 7:42pm — No Comments
Wearing THONGS in public
This has just popped up on my machine and they look nice …….not sure who sells them but they look kinda Roman or Greek to me.
As a type of foot wear it is excellent for vampires…………. Freedom for the toes so that you don’t get that cramped feeling when you need to fully extend your claws……….. ahhhhhhhhh it is so nice to let your claws out without having to wear Naruto boots ……….. it you don’t understand what Naruto footwear is like then you ………well look… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 22, 2011 at 1:39pm — No Comments
Big Boobs and Long Legs
WOW…………….. I have just been asked to do an interview for The Eerir Digest which has over 40,000 readers
http://www.eeriedigest.com
HMG …………. I have never done an interview before, what happens if I get nervous …you know what I mean girls …….. Getting so just too excited crossing ones legs and hoping you don’t end up biting someone ………. Well it is such a natural reaction like hissing……………. Heck I am a vampire and…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 20, 2011 at 1:30pm — No Comments
Vampires and Bodice Ripping Rampant SEX
Why the title of bodice ripping sex when all I have to offer is a new black poker dot dress and if you try to rip that off me in a fit of sexual passion then you may well feel in heaven as I will kill…
ContinueAdded by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 19, 2011 at 10:44am — No Comments
Rebellion: Chronicles of Charanthe Rachel Cotterill
Rebellion: Chronicles of Charanthe Rachel Cotterill
Hi All …………….my book Fangs Rule see it at www.fangsrule.com is nearly ready !!!!!!
Well it has now passed the editing stage and I would like to thank my editor RACHEL COTTERALL who unlike me is a famous author …..She is the author of:
Rebellion: Chronicles of Charanthe [Paperback]
Rachel…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 18, 2011 at 8:12am — No Comments
Sex on an Aircraft
We all remember the adds about the wonder bra ……………. When I first saw one it ran away and hid under the counter knowing that with my assets it would have to work far too hard to make any difference………….. But has anyone seen this?
It is called a ……….. Miracle body-shaper ………and it promises perfect…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 16, 2011 at 12:44pm — No Comments
Er………It’s ….not Lesbian if it is three girls or more………..
FANGS RULE Er………It’s ….not Lesbian if it is three girls or more………..
My friend ICE is not speaking to me and it is her own fault…….. ok well I did bite her……….and yes I did bite her hard and deep….. but ……. it has now stopped bleeding ………..hasn’t it? ……….. and I am sure the bite marks will fade away in a few days!
But it is her own fault!!! ………………….. you can not do that to a fellow girl and not expect…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 15, 2011 at 4:08pm — No Comments
Pruning your personal rainforest (trying to control pubic hair)
This is the time of year that a girl can grow her very own fur coat to keep warm and no one notices ………….
(If u have not guessed I am talking about pruning ones own personal rainforest…………er ………….. a girls garden …………….If u don’t understand ……….well just go play with your stuffed bats until you are older….ok)
and well…………………it would have been fine if a friend had not invited me to go swimming then …….hmg…………..I… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 13, 2011 at 3:49pm — No Comments
Breaking in a new bra.
A bra should be comfortable the instant you put it on, it is not like a horse you should not need to break it in…………… heck it not that I have that much to go in it!
First time on and I now have a spot where the right strap digs in at the back… and it hurts………. Why the heck get a spot there? …………. Anywhere else on the back would have been fine.
The first person to say hormones, I will bite them! .ok!
Also comments like you need some… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 11, 2011 at 11:53am — No Comments
Days of the week Panties for vampires
Just because I am a vampire it does not mean I don’t do girl shopping and now with 24hr shopping vampires can join in searching for bargains in the new year sales during the hours of darkness.
Took my maid with me BAMBI with me as I and still not allowed out…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 9, 2011 at 7:28am — No Comments
Even A Female Vampire has to take her clothes off sometime
Even A Female Vampire has to take her clothes off sometimeAnd sometime the question is how!
All girls know that when buying a bra it should come with free yoga classes!
Heck first it is the struggle to do them up and then struggle to then get them comfy ……….. all controls being placed at the… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 6, 2011 at 8:33pm — No Comments
Being a female vampire with needs……………
It is easy being a male vampire, he can go out at night with his fancy cloak and red lining and take the pick of the local human girls.
Being a girl is hard work! How many times has a teenage vampire girl been told not to take a human boy upstairs as she has been band from taking food to her bedroom, ever since the incident with the curry.
Female vampire suffer from sexist rule throughout life………..
It starts with… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 5, 2011 at 12:41pm — No Comments
Fashion and (not) showing men that you have to offer.
All girls know that on a date you can wear a very low cut top or a very short skirt but never at the same time! Your Mom would have said this when you were 14 the reason is:
You have to save something for the second date.
Extra……………………….
Some extra advice on what is too low or what is too short is as follows so listen carefully:
A top is cut slightly too low when You have to paint… Continue
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 4, 2011 at 8:44pm — No Comments
Fangs Rule A Girls Guide to being a Vampire
When dating it is handy to know the code words of what you are doing with each other. Believe it or not others have also done it, and have even numbered it! So what at is 1st 2nd 3rd 4th and 5th base?
First Base:
Ok, this is the one we normally call making out, and unless you are on heat it stops at kissing, hugging and generally grabbing at each other. At this stage you can bite a boy but he is not allowed to bite you back.
Second Base:
Letting a boy…
Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 2, 2011 at 5:29pm — No Comments
coin slot cream for girls
But we now have a special cream for that part of a girls body and it is called coin slot cream.
I dident even know I had something called a coin slot !!!
Anyway to prove I don't make this stuff up take a look at these videos
Coin Slot Cream on Youtube!…
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Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on January 1, 2011 at 2:10pm — No Comments
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