Amy Mah (Vampire)'s Blog – February 2011 Archive (6)

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Sex and the female vampire …………. No matter what species you are a relationship with the opposite sex is always a problem …………….

Sex and the female vampire …………. No matter what species you are a relationship with the opposite sex is always a problem …………….



I know it is my fault …..sigh…….. but then again it is always my fault ………….. I am just waiting for someone to blame me for the increase in oil prices ……. So before anyone says anything ………yes I am sorry it is my fault petrol is going up in price………….. ok happy now?



Now if I was a lesbian life would be easier …well I would know what everything…

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Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on February 26, 2011 at 1:52pm — No Comments

As a Vampire you did not plan to find lifting up your skirt to everyone is normal!

As a Vampire you did not plan to find lifting up your skirt to everyone is normal!



Being a vampire is not always as fun as it sounds as we have to mix with humans and you are so odd !!!!



As a vampire I have problems with sunlight and over the next few weeks I will tell you of my trip to Asia to see my human relatives the ones which brought me up as an orphan until I was discovered and take back into vampire society, plus hundreds of others I never heard of which seams to be… Continue

Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on February 20, 2011 at 4:29am — No Comments

Bras and Boobs

 

Bras and Boobs

 

Ok what is it? Why am I getting these adverts sent to me?

 

These have just popped up on my facebook page adverts section and it seams Facebook is  saying ……………..

 

…………… Amy Mah is in need of help in the boob dept !   

 

Well thank you for your concern facebook advertising dept but no, I am quite happy with what I have, they may not win any size records, but hell they are real and natural looking…

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Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on February 19, 2011 at 6:05pm — No Comments

Bras and Boobs





Bras and Boobs



Ok what is it? Why am I getting these adverts sent to me?



These have just popped up on my facebook page adverts section and it seams Facebook is saying ……………..



…………… Amy Mah is in need of help in the boob dept !



Well thank you for your concern facebook advertising dept but no, I am quite happy with what I have, they may not win any size records, but hell they are real and natural looking !!!!!



OK so I don’t fall over…

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Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on February 19, 2011 at 6:02pm — No Comments

Girls should tell guys that Size does matter

Girls should tell guys that Size does matter



We vampire girls are similar to human girls in that when looking for a life time mate we go for the standard normal things that girl would want:





1….. Rich



2……Hung like a horse



3……Good Teeth





Wealth? ………. Well we are long lived and once married we will never work again yet we still expect to be covered in gold and gems……………so he needs to be rich or we will have to kill him and move…

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Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on February 19, 2011 at 5:08pm — No Comments

The problem with humans is that they all look alike …

The problem with humans is that they all look alike …I’m sorry but they do, now I am lucky in that I have lived with humans so can spot the little differences …..er like skin colour …………. And number of legs …..er…………. perhaps that is with werewolves …………. Anyway there are differences.



It is so easy with us Vampires as like werewolves we can smell all we need to know in seconds from 100 feet down wind.



Male of Female ………....who the Female belongs to and if the Female is near to… Continue

Added by Amy Mah (Vampire) on February 2, 2011 at 8:10am — No Comments

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