A girls boobs and the pencil test
We used to do this when changing at school and I was telling a friend about the famous pencil test and she never heard of it ……………but ever girl must have done this test at school!!!!!
One of the few times a girl can be proud of a smaller bust………….. and hell it was fun to point out to the girls that failed that they must have been grouped by lots of boys to be so saggy to fail………………….
……….. Girls can be so mean at school ………….
Hell if you think that was bad you should have seen what happened to girls joining special groups ………..the initiation test always had some thing about being naked in public ……..if you were lucky if would be in a public park at midnight ….if not then its a paper bag with eye holes over the head for a campus sprint and just be glad you didn’t have any recognizable tattoos

Who says school was not fun ………………… I still break out in a cold sweat thinking of it!

There is an old school yard test which is said to accurately test the firmness of a woman's breasts. The test is unbiased, easy to conduct, requires no special equipment, is painless, and let's face it, you're curious.
Instructions
Remove your shirt and bra and stand with your back perfectly straight. For the most accurate results stand with your back pressed against a wall. The back of your head should also be resting against the wall during the actual test.
Raise your breast gently with one hand just high enough to reveal the crease where your breast joins with the ribcage area.
Place a standard No. 2 pencil in the crease. Do not press it into the flesh, simply allow it to rest against the skin. Very carefully and very slowly lower your breasts until you are no longer supporting it with your hand.
Put you hands at your sides and stand very still. If the pencil falls, or has already fallen from its resting place, your breasts are considered extremely firm, and you are awarded a gold star.
In a slow even movement, raise your arms out to the sides, as if forming a giant T. Hold this position. If the pencil falls now, or falls during the movement, your breasts are considered very firm and you receive a silver star.
Slowly raise your arms over your head and clasp your hands together. If the pencil falls now, or falls during this movements, your breasts are considered firm and you are awarded a bronze star. If the pencil does not fall, your breasts may not be firm enough, or there are other conditions which prevent them from passing this particular test.


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