A Naked all over massage and lifting my skirt to show strangers what I have

Having my Ovaries massaged and lifting my skirt to show strangers what I have to show


Being a vampire is not always as fun as it sounds as we have to mix with humans and you are so odd !!!!


As a vampire I have problems with sunlight and over the next few weeks I will tell you of my trip to Asia to see my human relatives the ones which brought me up as an orphan until I was discovered and taken back into vampire society, hundreds of relatives I never heard of which seams to be normal in Asia.


I do not burst into flame but get terminal acne ………….. well …..it feels terminal it may not kill me just wish I was dead, and even with 1000 percent sun block cream and dark glasses I still suffer.


Asia is hot and sunny and not a good place during the day for my species ………….. I am good with overcast days in the West but still I am not a full day walker nor a night walker (they have better eyesight and can take cold without getting a tummy chill) So I am an overcast walker and that sounds just crap, and so I suffer………er…… but not necessarily in silence …..so but I will tell you more as I tried to pretend to be human and fit into your world.


So a nice cool night flight and then it hit me …………….. sun light !!!!!!!

…As I said I suffer from heat rash due to being a vampire or in my case monstrous heat bumps …….heat lumps ….. see as a vampire I can not take sun light 3 on my left foot and two on my right a mountain of one on my lower right leg.


And the worst on my right inner thigh one that was 1 inch dia and itched like hell another 3 inches dia of puffy skin around it from me scratching.


And I was now a guinea pig for testing herbal creams by unknown relatives……………… hell I am not used to lifting my skirt for every strange distant relative to take a look at it and rub something on it such as…………. Tiger Balm ….which burns then itches again leaving you with a now big brown itchy lump.


Now you know why I said I always feel like a child in both vampire society and human society ……………. Who else do you know would have to raise their skirt to let a person one has never seen before …….. and without a doctors degree look up your skirt and make comments………….. Hell ok they say they are a relative …. But ………..oh embarrassing and ………. Well ……..there is me thinking daily that that I must wear my best underwear and perhaps should iron them first ………. as I do not know who will want to look up my skirt today ! what ever society I live in I still feel like a child !

Like the day I sat on a chair that must have had some oil on it as it left a damp looking stain and my Aunt asked if I have had an accident !!! no it is oil! see it is not drying !! what frigging idiot would leave oil on a seat ?

The time we had a short trip up to Siam I had a massage in my hotel from by a woman a foot taller than me and at least 40 ……………

Siam all over body Massaging should be relaxing it was not! ………… First no one told me an all over body massage was really all over and that I had to be naked! Like why as the bits I would like to cover are bits that I do not want to be massaged, it is just like school …its aright you are all girls together …………. Soooooooooooo …………. Just because I have the same body parts I don’t have any urge to show them off ……….. besides at school I used to get so many comments about my bust …………… I’m Asia ! So I don’t look like a milk cow, but it is normal for my race !!

With the full body massage It is all bending, turning and rubbing, and foot stretching which means her putting a foot between my legs ………….. ok more like just a heel but just where my ovaries are ------the heel holds the leg in place for the foot stretching.

And it did not help when I was told it is very good for girls to be rubbed there as it helps make them more fertile !!!! WHAT is it she is trying to do to me ------- no way do I want my ovaries spiting out eggs daily.

I don’t know about being more fertile but the dull ache it left behind made me feel that I had been kicked in the groin.

Things on my list of not to do again is to have my ovaries massaged !………I still ache when I think of it ….. and the time she spent massaging my inner thighs and bottom made me think that a visit to a gynecologist would be less invasive.

As to being fertile I had already been flicked with holy water by a bald headed little old cross legged monk in yellow robes when I gave him a donation ………which then I was also told by another monk would help make me fertile when I married………. Just what is all this about me and my eggs? ………….

……………… As a single girl lack of fertility is not something I have need to worry about …………… it has now just got me so worried ………… so any guy tacking me out can forget about anything more than a kiss and as to him wearing a rubber …………. Yes a full neck to feet wetsuit under his clothes even on a dinner date ………I am not taking any chances I am sure that little old monk winked at me ……….

You humans do not and I repeat do not live a normal LIFE !!!!!

I for one vampire will now going to stay in the West!

The next sexy massage I have must to be done by a naked guy! and preferably on his private schooner somewhere in the Caribbean.

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