As a youngster I’d rather be a Red Indian than a cowboy. I believe they are called Native Americans nowadays but we couldn’t have known that. Besides, couldn’t they have invented the term Native American a bit earlier, before they started killing them off, for example?
American Indians don’t play hockey either. You can picture an Indian basketball, baseball or American football team, but eleven Red Indians on a hockey pitch doesn’t wash.
It’s summer and I’ve got nothing on my hands, so I began giving people proper Indian name tags. It would be wonderful if they announced a debate between Everyone’s Friend and Speaks With Forked Tongue.
But who is Cycles with Wild Hairdo?